Buy Soon!7-Figure-BULLSH*T!
Exposing the Lies, Scams and Half-Baked Advice Through Stories of People Just Like You!
- Someone with a laptop and a rented sports car telling you how easy it is to make ten thousand dollars a month?
- Why does that pitch keep working, even on smart, careful people?
- Who’s actually getting paid?
The seven-figure business usually isn’t the business they’re teaching you to build. It’s the ladder they built around teaching you to build it.
It’s not a how-to book. There are no seven steps to anything.

About the Book
Open any app and you’ll find someone telling you how easy it is to make ten thousand dollars a month. Open Amazon and there’s a whole wall of books making the same promise with an ISBN on it. This book is about why that pitch keeps working, even on smart, careful people, and who’s actually getting paid.
The Stories
Three people. Each gets pulled in through a different door, and each one loses in a different way. None of them are fools. That’s the point.
The Con Ladder
Almost every guru business runs on a ladder with five rungs: Attention, Information, Access, Implementation, Opportunity. And the ladder only goes up. Failure doesn’t get you off it. Failure is what moves you up it.
Why You Fall For It
The wiring underneath: why knowing the tricks isn’t enough to switch them off. Feeling + urgency = a purchase. Feeling + time = a decision.
Who It’s For
Smart, careful people who’ve felt the pull of the pitch. The book follows three of them, each pulled in through a different door.
Josh: The Hobby
Josh makes things.
A waiter and weekend photographer who falls in love with 3D printing. He never buys a course and nobody lies to him. He just watches free videos and clicks the links in the descriptions.
Chad: The Book
Chad reads a book on a plane.
Buy for ten, sell for thirty, outsource everything, work a few hours a week. He’s a spreadsheet guy, so before he spends a dime, he prices every line.
Maya: The Course
Maya makes jewelry at her kitchen table.
A $399 course, then a $997 upsell, then a “free strategy call.” She’s the only one of the three who gets sold to the whole way up.
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